Jeff Johnson

Once upon a time, there was a little boy named Jeff Johnson. He loved to skip through the wooded forest barefoot and chase the various furry creatures while playing songs on his Harmonium. One day, when Jeff was chasing after the bright green tree frog, he was startled by the voice of a giant! "Fe, fi, fo, face, I love the sound of the rumbling bass," said the giant. "My name is Jimmy the Giant, what's your name little boy?" he asked with a smile. "My name is Jeff. I like to play songs." Jeff said. The giant replied, "I like to play songs too. Let's play a song together." And so they played "How Great Is Our God" by Chris Tomlin. While they were playing, a gnome wearing a black hoodie popped up from out of a squirrel hole and yelled, "What's all that racket!!!??? I'm trying to watch CSI!" We're playing a song. What's your name?" They replied. "I'm Steven the Gnome, but my friends call me grumpy." Said the Gnome. "I play the guitar, do you mind if I join in?" Steven asked. "Of course you can join in." replied Jeff and the giant. And so they played "No One Like You" by the David Crowder band. Just as they finished that song, a solemn voice from behind the old oak tree beckoned their attention, "Sounds good boys. Sounds real good. I just happened to have my guit-fiddle here with me. I'd like to play along if I could." It was old man Wes, the keeper of all the knowledge in the forest. "Of course you can play with us Old Man Wes!" replied the three. And so they played "Jump" by Van Halen. "That was great!" they all exclaimed with a yell! "We should start a band!" Jeff suggested. "YES WE SHOULD!" replied the other three. "But what should we call it?" Steve questioned while peering through the opening in his hoodie which was covering his entire face by this time. "How about the Jeff Johnson Band?" offered Wes in all his wisdom. "That sounds great!" said Jimmy the Giant. And so it was settled. The four moved to Dallas, Texas and shortly after they recorded the hit record, "Glorious Day." To this very day, you can find them touring the country bringing smiles and joy to the faces of all the girls and boys. And everyone lived happily ever after. The End.

Visit the Jeff Johnson website at www.jeffjohnsonband.org.